‘lavvy heid’ s1jobs.com tv commercial
welcome to linwood (no more!) shopping centre, chosen not just because its a fine example of a newtown gone wrong. there are many other hidden meanings if you play this ad backwards. it encourages young children to welcome the dark spirit of unemployment into their souls. joyride like mad cunts and piss all over the place at night leaving their scent to turn off shoppers, thus attracting only old folks to the day centre and steamin,munchied bams to the golden dragon or whatever its called? gone are the days of the linwood library and the swimming baths, cuntokintay used to go there. someone should do something with the place. its a classic piece of modern design ladies and gentlemen. other facts: the wee woman with the white hair laughing couldnt stop laughing, she laughed all afternoon. she was 100years old and thats a fact, she got to see herself on telly just before she died. teamy the kid who plays the sad cunt is famous for something or other around glasgows west end. putting up posters for optimo without getting his head kicked in by the fly posting mafia is one of his jobs. the wee guy who shouts hawl lavvy heid youre gettin it. was a lassie. she also appears in bollywoodlands road shouting ya rocket at nick peacock. and dancing at the top of the stairs like it was a weird indian wedding cake. she still hasnt been paid for either jobs. the tramp drinking from the fountain was a symbol of the shopping centres glory years, the fountain of youth, ancient <b>...<b>
